Tell her she can't have a vagina
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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