So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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