..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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