Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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