Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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