I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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