I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Shame - the story of my life.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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