i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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