Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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