i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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