He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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