I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
