Nicole vs. Life
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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