I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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