: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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