Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Randomize
