We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You made out with two different species that night
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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