remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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