Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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