sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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