Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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