someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just want nice things and good sex
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i think my cat just said my name.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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