i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Is it because I queefed?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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