Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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