on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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