I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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