this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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