Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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