Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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