Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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