Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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