I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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