It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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