your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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