I want to make a zoo with you.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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