what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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