So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
