did you get engaged???
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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