Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
