This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
They have beer where we have blood.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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