i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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