I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
soo... how was my night?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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