love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize