it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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