David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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