i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
