Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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