she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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