i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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