He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
everyone is single if you try hard enough
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
