I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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