At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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