He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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