you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
My ass is underappreciated
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
