So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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