awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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