it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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