please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wish I only lived at night.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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