just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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