The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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