Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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