i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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